me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
ive seen this a thousand times and im still so confused about the ways in which acquiring microsoft excel on a 2001 flip phone was easier enough to be the preferred option to just showing a text
can someone please help because this keeps me up at night
